Monday, November 27, 2006

Stand Back!!!!! It's A Monster!!!!!

I don't look at porn on the internet.

There's no need when one has access to the extensive collection of Fiona Cooper DVD's I have access to. Just kidding...or maybe not...I am human (and a man) after all.

Besides, I don't have the time, money, or the bandwidth.

So, it begs the question: where do these spamming pricks (no pun intended) get my email address?

Being scientifically minded is tempting to see what these torture devices must be like...