Saturday, December 16, 2006

When Answers Come From Above

It's a question that has baffled some of us for many years.

And now, I can tell you the answer, for it came from the sky. In case you think I've lost my marbles right now, I can tell you that I haven't. A lot of other people on my street saw it too. And what's more, I've got photographic evidence.

So, what's the question for which I found the answer this summer?

The question is: Exactly what kind of person flies in a Hot Air Balloon?

In the age of aeroplanes and helicopters, you'd think that an invention dating back to 1782 would be completely redundant.

But there's still a breed out there, a breed of people willing to spend 8 hours or more floating around in a basket, suspended in the air by a balloon full of hot air.

So, I say again, exactly what kind of person flies in a Hot Air Balloon?

The answer my friends, came from the sky:

Monday, November 27, 2006

Stand Back!!!!! It's A Monster!!!!!

I don't look at porn on the internet.

There's no need when one has access to the extensive collection of Fiona Cooper DVD's I have access to. Just kidding...or maybe not...I am human (and a man) after all.

Besides, I don't have the time, money, or the bandwidth.

So, it begs the question: where do these spamming pricks (no pun intended) get my email address?

Being scientifically minded is tempting to see what these torture devices must be like...

Sunday, July 09, 2006

The Three Controllers

It's all about stop and go and changing path.