Friday, February 13, 2009

Push Bar to Open

"You can't stand there. You're blocking a fire exit."

Well, it's always my intention to stand blocking fire exits to ensure that everybody, including me, dies in the event of a fire. I would never simply turn around, open the doors,and leave, running faster than an Olympic athlete on performance enhancing drugs, in the event of a fire.

What steps would I take in the event of a fire?

Fucking big ones.

1 comment:

RC666 said...

I always hated when they said that... Yes I would just fall into the fetal position and trip everyone so we all burn!